140 characters Twitter? What?! Are you serious? This weblog will not be contained by your false rules or censorship. I will go 141, take a break...
...and then slap another couple of dozen in there just to show you who actually is the boss...
Listen, if people want to say that I'm at least one better than twitter...well, who am I to say that they haven't made an accurate statement?
Fact: No matter how breathable his fabric was, Spiderman's mask would have to be wet on the inside from where he breathes.
Fiction: 60% of the Murphy family currently has streptococcus.
Fact: 20-40% of our brood has it (not sure on Coop, sure on Annabelle)
Fact: My back hurts
Fact: Apparently I'm soft and delicate like a flower or a butterfly.
Fact: Too much of a good things is still better than too much of a bad thing.
Fiction: I once slapped Mike Tyson in the throat and then beat him in Yahtzee
(as if anyone could beat Mike in Yahtzee)
Fact: I'm starting to wonder how to get a hold of Gabe Kaplan.
Fact: Four out of five doctors are largely indifferent as to what gum I chew
you're welcome

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